Dear Opponent: State of Iowa – Sports Illustrated TCU Killer Frogs News, Analysis and More

This work of epistolary comedy is dedicated to the KillerFrog Fan Forum Literary Review Board

With love,

T

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“I came here to chew gum and talk trash. And I’m out of gum.”

–(Rowdy) Roddy Piper (slightly modified)

dear psychos,

Hell of a name for a football team. I have to admit a Horned Frog is not the most menacing mascot. By the way, no Longhorn or Sooner either. And I know some cowboys and mountaineers who ride mustangs and would love to fight a wildcat, a buffalo, or even a bear. As for Red Raiders and Jayhawks, forget it. But nobody wants to deal with a psycho. I commend you.

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